Because what is the Internet for but posting your drunken angst where everyone can see it? Fortunately, I've shaken that off.

Harvey, are you coming up to the penthouse when I'm not here? Because I keep finding things that have been moved around, and I assume it's either you or a poltergeist of some kind.

You know, I'd like to say that I feel really bad about not being Vice President. But recent events, combined with the fact that the Joker lost to a pig, leave me with only one reaction:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!